I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
my being single is dangerous.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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