dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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