No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
