why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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