is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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