This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Randomize
