And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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