And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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