It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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