Can Purell be used as lube?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
My vagina is officially offended.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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