Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i dont even know how to be here
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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