I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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