Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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