omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
id be glad to
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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