My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Boobs are out for the taking
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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