Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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