Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You made out with two different species that night
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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