I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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