That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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