I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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