he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
