But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
send nudes
from the living room?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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