He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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