Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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