goodnight i made you a song goodbye
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Green mimosas i think yes
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
