what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
vagina is talking i cant
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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