How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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