I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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