Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
we should paint friendship bongs
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