Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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