Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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