My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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