let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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