I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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