I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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