so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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