Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So here I am, sexting at work.
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