I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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