so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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