You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I could fuck to npr.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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