what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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