do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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