4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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