Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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