on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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