Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
