At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Do vagina's smell?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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