He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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