yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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