we're blogging at a bar
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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