i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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