we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
