break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
