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Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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