There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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