Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Randomize
